charlie pap

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Follower of the Tom, Collins, Waits, and foolery
These mini whiskey bottles in my desk?
No, I’m not drinking on the job.
It’s called microdosing, Blanche
Sheesh
Never go to bed angry
I’ve gone to bed angry drunk irritated
Hidden under a blanket of silence
When my demons wake me at 3am I see your face unlined in sleep and I think of your youth I never shared
My❤️breaking in a good way and I can’t wait to bring you tea in the morning
I’m not sayin’ she’s kinky but her address says it all…
Whitest Kids U Know - NOW YOU FUCKED UP!

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My prediction for the debate and I’m not happy about it. Trump holds it together still gives no substance and makes shit up (thanks ABC no fact check). He does not go full weird. Kamala as urged by her team use this opportunity to present her and coherent policy ideas without baiting Trump. Talking heads and media declare him the winner for his seriousness and presence🤮
Father’s Day
What is a father?
He’s the man who you argued with and contradicted
He’s the man who sometimes raised his voice to you
He’s the man who missed your sports or school plays because in his time earning money to give you a leg up was more important
He’s the man who struggled with his upbringing to give you a better one
He’s the man who was not perfect, who maybe disappointed you
At least until you grew old
If you’re lucky you realize he’s the man who did the best he could.
@charliepap @lowqualityfacts "One of" still leaves plenty of room. It's accurate as far as I'm concerned.

Happy 96th birthday to Professor Tom Lehrer, one of my musical heroes since boyhood. He’s given so much joy and laughter to so many of us (pigeons, not so much).

Also, not long ago he released his entire catalogue into the public domain, so that anyone can use it royalty-free. What a guy. #music

Wealth of top 1% in 2020: $30 trillion

Wealth of top 1% now: $44.6 trillion

That’s an increase of nearly 50%.

I don’t want to hear that the super-rich can’t afford a wealth tax.

They are literally the richest they have ever been.

“Very funny, Jesus. Give it back.”