Lady Laura 
Well, it looks like Matilda Jones, aged 7, is the new ruler of Britain, sorry I don't make the rules.
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England, only England
Sarah Peper 🏳️⚧️🇺🇦@nrmacdonald @cmconseils Wales, only Wales.
phosphoriousShe has my vote.
Jim Spath@Phosphorous @cmconseils And my axe.
Gorobar
shadowwwind
Le Néandertal se sent las, las
Jeremiah Fieldhaven@Phosphorous @cmconseils You don't vote for queens! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from...
actually wait, nevermind.
Ԏєηυкι, 手抜き🚀🐧♏ 🔭 ⚫⚪
Ulrik Nyman ⬡
Tony 💉x10 🇦🇺@Phosphorous @cmconseils Voting is the way to go! Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
EaterOfSnacks@cmconseils If her march on Buck House takes her past here I'll join in. The house of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha (Windsor Branch) has had its day.
JamesAshburner@eaterofsnacks @cmconseils Queen Matilda’s fame will eclipse even the late lamented Boudicca of blessed memory.
MarkRDavidThis is the most adorable news I've received this week. 😂
kolya@cmconseils Little girls finding swords in ponds is no basis for a system of government.
Auscandoc
TheOneSwit
RRB@kolya @cmconseils I bet that girl would do a better job than Liz Truss
SylvainThe story doesn't say if the aquatic ceremony was farcical or not.
Mat BThis is Britain. We tried other methods, this is the best one. I'll wait 😉
Steffen Voß@kolya @cmconseils Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
rabbitsinatrenchcoat@kaffeeringe @kolya @cmconseils
You're not seriously suggesting that the people have something against little girls who find swords in ponds?
You're not seriously suggesting that the people have something against little girls who find swords in ponds?
@MuffelKanuffel @kolya @cmconseils You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
@kaffeeringe @kolya @cmconseils
Depends on the lawyer. And perhaps on the lobby of the metalworking companies. I've heard that the arms industry is pretty well positioned in this respect.
@MuffelKanuffel @kolya @cmconseils I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Hadley T. Canine (fox)@kolya @cmconseils Real little girls finding swords in pondsism has never been tried before.
Bezekium 🐕 🎮 🎵 🎓 ⚽ 🚲
Robin B.
@pineywoozle ‘s #3WordNote@bezekium You picked the wrong gif, that’s Charles, looking overjoyed. 😉 @cmconseils
Doreen32128 ready to rumble!@cmconseils Long live the Queen!
Biontechnisierter 🐡 
@cmconseils Long may she reign.
Deborah Makarios@cmconseils We're coming up on 900 years since the last time a Matilda became Lady of the English. She was never crowned Queen, though, possibly because she didn't go paddling in the right pools.
xs4me2@cmconseils Did she get help from Merlin?
@cmconseils could have saved you 14 years of tories
Doctor LURK@cmconseils honestly, it's about time the Brits had a Queen Matilda.
@ NovaNaturalist HAS ALSO MOVED@doctorLURK @cmconseils last time England had a Matilda as monarch, things got very messy...
W Ji would love to see them succed charles after he was barely a year in the throne :> also imagine bank notes are getting printed with the kids face on it :D aahh
https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/the-king-arthur-sword-not-443411 ahaahah still good enough
Sordid Amok!@cmconseils I'm sure she'll be a lot more popular than the last guy
C.S.StrowbridgeI used to say, "Keep the monarchy, but put the corgis in charge."
Well screw that, Matilda is my Queen. All hail Matilda.
Dr. Unabart 
@cmconseils That was a weird, but pretty rad, movie.
SteveBologna@cmconseils I’m sure she’s more capable than the last administration
Richard K 
ZagoneWill Her Majesty please consider taking control of America? We need her Grace.
Raven Luni@cmconseils Thats not even a real sword. Also that post is at least a few years old.
Mx Verda@RavenLuni @cmconseils ur not even a real sword!
John TimaeusLooks more qualified than any politician or royal I've seen bouncing around lately.
Also probably less corrupt, and more educated.
punIssuer@cmconseils #altText4you screenshot of a news article:
Schoolgirl finds sword in Cornish lake where Arthur left Excalibur
Mathilda Jones, aged seven, was paddling waist-deep in Dozmary Pool on Bodmin Moor when she came across the blade
(Photo of Matilda Jones on grass holding a sword that's a bit taller than she is)
Schoolgirl finds sword in Cornish lake where Arthur left Excalibur
Mathilda Jones, aged seven, was paddling waist-deep in Dozmary Pool on Bodmin Moor when she came across the blade
(Photo of Matilda Jones on grass holding a sword that's a bit taller than she is)
nachtet
Word of Mouth 🍄 
@cmconseils All hail Matilda.
Videospielgeschichten@cmconseils can you please mention the source of that information?
Raven Onthill@cmconseils https://allthatsinteresting.com/truth-behind-excalibur
She'd be 14 now. I wonder what she's doing with her life?