Mastodawn

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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them)

”Hän on vähän sellainen kusilonkki”

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@jerry Such versatile experts! 😑

Good to see the Middle East experts pivoting back to constitutional law today…

Nurse: A patient is turning invisible!

Doctor: Quick, take them to the ICU!

@catsalad He’s secretly not all black but he definitely grew up to be a big fat bastard.
His sister is a more cat-sized cat.

I cannot stop thinking about how a century of speculative fiction about catastrophic rogue AI meltdown became a self-fulfilling prophecy by building an AI that functions by running a probabilistic lookup on a table of all fiction humans have ever written to determine what the average AI would do in the current situation

@tymwol SFX artists most definitely did perfect fine before AI.

@volpeon Perfectly balanced!

@catsalad

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@remilia Also good for board meetings and first dates!

Beauty Life Hack 👄👄

I mean, autocomplete isn't exactly wrong...

@catsalad it's not a bug, it's a feature

@catsalad Oh oh oh! How do I apply for this job? I can totally do this!

@catsalad fun fact: the first computer bug was a fucking cockroach (if I remember correctly) so bug creation in this case can also be given a real life bug version. Playing god.

@catsalad AKA: Programming. 😂

@catsalad take a bug, leave a bug. That's just sustainable computing.

@cadellin Perfectly balanced!

@catsalad @SadMonk the circle of life