Mastodawn

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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them)

”Hän on vähän sellainen kusilonkki”

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Very important kitty business

@catsalad Monday is a PSYOP.

@cR0w @scottwilson 🐦‍⬛🐈‍⬛

@sterophonick @feliks
*Elmo noises* Elmo is in!

trying to eat healthier. so far this looks like eating some cucumber every day >_> not a lot but better than not eating some cucumber every day, so there's that

@eniko Careful, you cannot fast travel when overcucumbered.

Sorry, this pillow is full.
#Caturday

@catsalad I'm a bad person and I imagined the video of his human jumping on the pillow and the kitty being thrown in low Earth orbit

@zompetto @catsalad
And yet, it will land on four legs and walk about like nothing ever happened.

@patxi @catsalad it will walk about like that was their plan all along 😂

@zompetto @catsalad 9 out of 10 it’d be a doggo that did the launching.

@catsalad my other side of the country Dazzles favorite type of pillow

@catsalad
Parents and their expectations for their kids.

@catsalad That is a potential catapult…

@chris nooooooo 😭😭

@catsalad It is a law of topology that a single cat can fully occupy any contiguous surface such that it cannot be shared without inconveniencing the cat.