The Cathinator

@cathinator
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@swilua Me: exhales loudly
Husband: You okay?
Me: Yeah, just breathing through it*

*pain I have had off and on for over a year and a half

I’m going to rebrand “procrastination” as “just-in-time personal obligation logistics”
me *driving past the apocalypse*: Horses
@zgrags Stovetop??
@ulidig It's like how your car never makes the weird noise when you take it to the shop!
I was going to tweet about how the abdominal pain I promised my Pocket Pals I'd get checked out went away so I didn't but now it's back but I don't want to get yelled at so I will shout it into this void instead
I haven't had oatmeal in a while and forgot my whole process. Opened the microwave, squawked in surprise, then laughed until I nearly cried
@andrew I've tried that, but it turns out I don't enjoy the constant asking the robot either
Look, if we're not here to yell compliments and encouragement at people we probably don't know in real life, what is the internet even for?
@bandgazebo I'm still following people, lol