I was going to tweet about how the abdominal pain I promised my Pocket Pals I'd get checked out went away so I didn't but now it's back but I don't want to get yelled at so I will shout it into this void instead

I haven't had oatmeal in a while and forgot my whole process. Opened the microwave, squawked in surprise, then laughed until I nearly cried

As a reward for joining the elephant app, I will give you my foolproof recipe for making perfect hard boiled eggs.
1. Fill an electric tea kettle with room temp water
2. Add some eggs
3. Turn it on
4. When it reaches boiling and turns off, set a timer for 12 minutes
5. After 12 minutes, pour out the water, run some cool water in, and retrieve your eggs
6. Submerge your eggs in ice water so they stop cooking!

If I know you from twitter but your picture/username is different you gotta tell me who you are!

I was working on the ol' #novel (I am not doing nano, it's Too Much) and at one point checked my word count for today and it was NEGATIVE. But it's fine, I got to like 300 before the battery died on the lappy. Definitely gonna finish this thing before I die, no worries