Kid, ten minutes after eating a huge lunch: "What's for dinner?"
MirandaC
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West Coast is the best coast. I read a lot 📚 Like a LOT a lot. Wife and Mom. Love my SF Giants 🧡🖤. Photographer. she/her
My nine year old, telling a friend how she got a kid on the bus to stop kicking her seat: “I’m very intimidating.”
Amy
GeraldineTwitter timeline: Here are 18 ways the Earth is dying and why it is personally your fault.
Mastodon timeline: Which Muppet should you bang? The answer may surprise you.
Gotta say, my ten year old Honda Pilot is looking pretty good these days in comparison to the whiny man-baby's cars.
I'm such a reliably terrible cook that when I say "welp, I f'ed up dinner again, I guess it's pb&j for everybody” my family just shrugs and heads for the pantry.
Moose
Lil Bit 
We asked my 8yo if she knew what "ambidextrous" meant, and as she tried to figure it out, we heard her mutter under her breath, "It's not when two girls like each other...that's lesbians."
