GeraldineTwitter timeline: Here are 18 ways the Earth is dying and why it is personally your fault.
Mastodon timeline: Which Muppet should you bang? The answer may surprise you.
Jeff Benner@everywhereist got any follow recommendations for this weird mastodon you’re noticing?
Cheerful Warthog@everywhereist When the eventual sorting is complete, I look forward to "18 ways why the Earth is dying solely because you chose to fuck Dr Teeth".