We asked my 8yo if she knew what "ambidextrous" meant, and as she tried to figure it out, we heard her mutter under her breath, "It's not when two girls like each other...that's lesbians."
@Lizerreal Close one, "am bi dextorous" could kind of fit there.
@jk I'm thinking she got confused with ambiSextrous lol
@Lizerreal it always cracks me up when you hear little kids talk about topics like gender and sexual orientation. Since they often don't have learned biases they are just so matter of fact. I love it!
@Lizerreal but ambidextrous lesbians...

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Best thing I've seen on Mastodon all day and I've been on here pretty much all day.

shhhh... don't tell my boss.๐Ÿ˜†

@Lizerreal @aBirdieOnaWire "This conversation is being recorded for quality and training (blackmailing) purposes!" ๐Ÿ˜œ
@Lizerreal I'm screaming ๐Ÿ˜‚
@Lizerreal this is the world deranged liberals want, where we have to explain to our kids why someone would want to use both their hands
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Lol smart kid!
When we asked our 12yo daughter if she knew was a cotillion was, she paused and said, โ€Does that come after a trillion?โ€
@Lizerreal You should have said its when Lesbians also like men.
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I only know that word because I've played D&D
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you have a cute 8 yr old. carry on.
@Lizerreal thinking about Popeye's old "I yam amphibious" line
@Lizerreal Ambidextrous is when girls like girls and boys, right?
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Is it when an enby juggles well? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜›