Mastodawn

@perlsack @GABAerg @c3himmel Auch bei uns gibt es Grenzen, und die sind bei LinkedIn überschritten.
Oder:
Zuerst waren wir Feuer und Flamme und haben drei Tage am Stück geplant und Kanban-Boards entworfen. Dann haben wir aber still nachgedacht und mit viel Demut und Dankbarkeit bemerkt, dass unsichtbare Grenzen auch Grenzen sind.
Lernt auch ihr, was Grenzerfahrungen bedeuten in einem unserer Seminare, 2026 auf Welttour.

C3Value Dec 30

Abbautag

Nerd, es ist Zeit. Der Congress war sehr groß.
Leg deine Elektronik auf die Hubwagen,
und auf den Fluren laß die Ameisen los.

Befiehl den letzten Sälen leer zu sein;
gieb ihnen noch zwei Flora Mate,
dränge sie zur Vollendung hin und jage
die letzten Tische in das Lager rein.

Wer jetzt kein Exploit hat, hackt nichts mehr.
Wer jetzt müde ist, wird es lange bleiben,
wird wachen, lesen, lange Tiktoks filmen,
und wird in den Erfas hin und her
unruhig wandern, wenn die Videos streamen.

C3Value Dec 29

Heaven Dec 29

After months of diligent work behind the scenes by the @engelsystem dev team in close coordination with the business transformation specialists over at @c3value, we are very happy to anounce the public release of the enterprise-ready Engelsystem Pro™ integrated HR and ERP solution.

A beta test by a group of selected @c3cert professionals showed nothing but stellar reviews and a load test conducted on day 0 around 15:30 by @ddos24net proved unlimited scalability.

#39C3

C3Value Dec 29

The streamlined design of the new Engelsystem Pro helps assigning shifts to volunteers without sapping the fundamental principals of free unpaid work. 5 stars, fully c3value approved.

Full disclosure: we were paid in unlimited VIP food vouchers by @c3himmel for this post.

C3Value Dec 28

“Helped NOC during build-up, is now running VOC.”
Just one of many creative ideas we encounter when talking to root of the earth hard working OC members. And we immediately forward them to our L.A. branch to secure exclusive movie rights and sell it for a profit to Warner Bros. to further fire up the take-over battle.
What can we do for your OC today? #39c3

C3Value Dec 28

The @c3noc wiping procedure is now an automated fool proof procedure, ready to be taken over by humanoid robots. This will decrease COGS, and is an essential step toward the next RIF. #39c3

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C3Value Dec 27

@geheimorga @c3noc Das war ein Ergebnis unseres August-Workshops “Man kann Wertschöpfung nicht ohne Erschöpfen schreiben: Kostenoptimierung für Dyslektikende”.

C3Value Dec 13

Our Kanban board for #39c3 is fully stocked and so are our energy levels to help crews increase their value generation. Reach out to us if you already have mergers in mind where we can support you.

C3Value Aug 14, 2025

Is your organization involved in a cyber incident? Open, fast and honest communication is key. Do not publish statements like: "We have been compromised and user data has been extracted"; instead use positive phrasing: "We have fully embraced our open multi-cloud strategy to keep your valuable data in as many places as possible".

Just one of 57 key learnings from our four-day seminar "When there's no bright light in your corporate IT department, technically all IT is Shadow IT". Sign up today.

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C3Value Dec 31, 2024

@clarity Who this, new phone