Thanks crowd! We now know the source: https://theshovel.com.au/2021/10/26/man-announces-he-will-quit-drinking-by-2050/
don’t tell me you can’t go federated viral because this thing did numbers

Super excited to be able to publish @kathryntewson's first Techdirt guest post... You do not want to miss this one.
"The World’s First Robot Lawyer Isn’t A Lawyer, And I’m Not Sure It’s Even A Robot"