bunnyAdvocate
BlechpiratThanks crowd! We now know the source: https://theshovel.com.au/2021/10/26/man-announces-he-will-quit-drinking-by-2050/
marcus@blechpirat Found this one:
https://theshovel.com.au/2021/10/26/man-announces-he-will-quit-drinking-by-2050/
@mschomm thank you
AlvoDa@blechpirat zu gut. 😄
ChookMother 🇦🇺🦘@blechpirat He earns beer credits for not drinking at home that he can use for drinking at the pub. 🙄
jsl@anne_twain @blechpirat He can also buy beer credits from his teetotal neighbour for better cyclical demand management (hot days, bbq nite, unforeseeable party-with-the-lads events at the local pub (aka 2-4-1 Tuesdays))
Matt Willemsen
Fabio Galletti@blechpirat I guess @thejuicemedia would like to have a look at it.
If they aren't the source themselves.
If they aren't the source themselves.
Alex 🔧🔮🌎🪿
@blechpirat he also needs dark beer for "work" now, and light beer makes him feel unsafe.
Martijn Frazer@blechpirat It's from The Shovel, an Australian satirical newspaper like The Onion.
https://theshovel.com.au/2021/10/26/man-announces-he-will-quit-drinking-by-2050/
Schaf@blechpirat @littlefox ok first it was funny and then it was "huh wait"
FDA approved 
lychee@blechpirat
OMG that's so bleak
OMG that's so bleak
Daigoro Toyama (he/him)@blechpirat I love it, though IMO the story would have been a bit more subtle and therefore more entertaining without the last pagagraph. 😆
Alexander The 1st@blechpirat "Note from the Editor: Greg has followed up by clarifying that his friends can also chip in $2 per round to pay for additional drinking credits."
Daniel M Karlsson@blechpirat I remember this one. I think it is very good.
Stuart Longland (VK4MSL)@blechpirat @theshovel have a real dry wit. 🙂
Hal Canary
Flux@blechpirat average sydneysider
I am Jack's Lost 404
🇺🇦 KrakelOrakel 🌈 RIP Natenom@blechpirat Made my day 🤣
Paul Drye@blechpirat By weird coincidence, the source was just linked to by another Masto-friend on my timeline....
https://theshovel.com.au/2021/10/26/man-announces-he-will-quit-drinking-by-2050/