Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy

@buffyann1998
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If the apocalypse comes, beep me.

Government lawyer by day, slayer by night.

Buffy Summers and Mr. PointyDec 29, 2022
Mike Masnick ✅Dec 29, 2022
I wrote up some of the tricks and tools and tips I've picked up that have made Mastodon more useful, and which people seem to appreciate when I share with them: https://www.techdirt.com/2022/12/29/some-tricks-to-making-mastodon-way-more-useful/
Some Tricks To Making Mastodon Way More Useful

It’s been interesting to watch over the last few months as tons of people have migrated from Twitter to Mastodon (or similar compatible ActivityPub-based social media platforms). I’ve n…

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Show threadBuffy Summers and Mr. PointyDec 26, 2022
@denysbeecher Do you *want* him to become some kind of all-powerful wizard? Because that’s what would happen.
Buffy Summers and Mr. PointyDec 26, 2022
Pro Tip: Kids love the most random crap. I picked up a “healing crystal” at Whole Foods to throw in my elementary aged kid’s stocking. He loves it. Side benefit - it might heal the demons out of him.
Show threadBuffy Summers and Mr. PointyDec 26, 2022
@gabsmashh not after you eat them.
Show threadBuffy Summers and Mr. PointyDec 26, 2022
Followed by, “well I’ve seen people in government get fired for that before so….”
Show threadBuffy Summers and Mr. PointyDec 26, 2022

@Popehat “yeah he’s a government employee but he’s AT WILL, so they can fire him for any offensive thing he toots!”

Or better yet: “he signed an employment contract and agreed to follow the government employer’s rules against hate speech!”

Show threadBuffy Summers and Mr. PointyDec 25, 2022
@mmasnick I particularly like the 2/2 🤣🤣
Buffy Summers and Mr. PointyDec 25, 2022
I just spent an hour jumping with my kid on his new trampoline and how did we ever do that for hours on end oh my back and my butt I can’t breathe
Buffy Summers and Mr. PointyDec 25, 2022

Where are you Christmas?

The cruelty is the point.

Buffy Summers and Mr. PointyDec 24, 2022
Village PersonDec 24, 2022

Santa: all the reindeer were stranded in the mountains? then what happened? where are the others?

Donner: *sobbing*