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buffet, das (2338 ☎️)

@buffet@chaos.social

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i usually post when it is monday

"ich find das total cringe wenn leute sich in den profilen quoten" - @maid

#nobot #noindex #noarchive #nobridge

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buffet, das (2338 ☎️)1h ago

Bazed People 1h ago

dect registration is now available at https://bazed.tel
for any questions or support call 2000

#hackover #ho25

EDA DECT

buffet, das (2338 ☎️)2h ago

split

Aug 30, 2023

i still think this is the funniest block reason my school has ever set

buffet, das (2338 ☎️)4h ago

ich glaub nur unhöfliche leute können schnippsen; das sind die die im restaurant immer *so* machen
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hör auf! hör auf! wir *sind* in einem restaurant!

buffet, das (2338 ☎️)5h ago

du siehst aus wie jemand der fußball guckt

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buffet, das (2338 ☎️)5h ago

@LilaHexe :c

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buffet, das (2338 ☎️)6h ago

@LilaHexe hunting you?

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buffet, das (2338 ☎️)6h ago

@AgathaSorceress hiii 👉👈

buffet, das (2338 ☎️)7h ago

The Brynndylow, they/them 3d ago

It's Disability Pride month!

Here is a sticker for when people are being ableist, and it gets tempting to sharpen your already limited spoons.

You can get one here: https://ko-fi.com/s/7c34ee5eb6

#BrynnDraws #DisabilityPride #MastoArt #FediGiftShop

buffet, das (2338 ☎️)9h ago

Miya Ironami 11h ago

When I jokingly called Strauss "uniform kinkwear" there was that one girl who unapologetically told me "well-fitted work wear is actually really hot" and I've been thinking about that a lot.

Can workwear be worn in a slutty way??? That would be so gender

buffet, das (2338 ☎️)11h ago

@w7voa https://journa.host/@w7voa/114794851951883403

Steve Herman (@w7voa@journa.host)

Wired - Amid the rising popularity of ICEBlock, an app where people can share sightings of immigration enforcement officials, Trump administration officials have threatened to prosecute its developer and CNN for reporting on the platform. https://www.wired.com/story/trump-officials-want-to-prosecute-over-the-iceblock-app-lawyers-say-thats-unconstitutional/

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Dgar 5d ago

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bazkie 👩🏼‍💻5d ago

@dgar it's amazing that they built a railway line over the whole coastline! but I wonder how they manage that without a single station..

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keef 5d ago

@bazkie @dgar I hear the penguins just hop on and off as it goes by..

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Howard Chu @ Symas 5d ago

@keefmarshall @bazkie @dgar they're lucky they haven't been tariffed

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Corpomancer 5d ago

@bazkie @dgar The idea for the Snowpiercer is that it doesn't ever stop.

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bazkie 👩🏼‍💻5d ago

@corpomancer @dgar haha I also got that snowpiercer idea/reference after my toot! I guess this is where they filmed it then

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ein kleines z 4d ago

@bazkie @dgar
Round and round and round it goes
and where it stops nobody knows...

@kleines_z @bazkie 🤭

@dgar Map maker forgot the subways!

@dgar Informative.

@dgar Always on time!

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Jason844 5d ago

@dgar So I'm stuck using Uber or Lyft? 🤷

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*sparkling anxiety* Evelyn 5d ago

@Jason844 @dgar You could always bicycle

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Beige CatsWhoCode 5d ago

@dgar take the A train

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Howard Chu @ Symas 5d ago

@dgar not so different from a railway map of Co. Donegal

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Dark Matter Zine 5d ago

@dgar Yes. Part of why I thought Snowpiercer had a stupid stupid premise. No way would the rails stay clear. If you want to have a “bubble” for social comment at least start with a semi-viable premise IMO, like a dome.

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