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Data analyst. Toddler boy and dog mom. Elder millennial. Gamer.
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BStylin
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After the ordeal of choosing snack with my toddler I'm pretty sure I could negotiate with any terrorist
We could be on a crashing plane and my toddler would be tantruming about not putting their own oxygen mask on.
@tomasaschan we have had similar days today it sounds like!
Woke him up this morning to find him and his crib just covered in dry vomit 🤙
Woke him up this morning to find him and his crib just covered in dry vomit 🤙
Would you rather clean up poo or vomit?
Team poo here
#parenting
Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻HEARTBREAKING: in cleaning my house i was able to determine that cleaning my house had been possible this whole time
🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊Dark matter is just regular matter in night mode.
Wait, so Jimmy wants a cheeseburger? Or he IS the cheeseburger?
PTSD = post-tantrum, start drinking
Dating profile:
Hey there! My hobbies include fishing for magnets shoved underneath the fridge and picking dog hair out of play dough