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Data analyst. Toddler boy and dog mom. Elder millennial. Gamer.
My toots smell like single mom spirit: https://justmytoots.com/bstylin@mstdn.party
BStylin
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After the ordeal of choosing snack with my toddler I'm pretty sure I could negotiate with any terrorist
We could be on a crashing plane and my toddler would be tantruming about not putting their own oxygen mask on.
Would you rather clean up poo or vomit?
Team poo here
#parenting
Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻HEARTBREAKING: in cleaning my house i was able to determine that cleaning my house had been possible this whole time
🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊Dark matter is just regular matter in night mode.
Wait, so Jimmy wants a cheeseburger? Or he IS the cheeseburger?
PTSD = post-tantrum, start drinking
Dating profile:
Hey there! My hobbies include fishing for magnets shoved underneath the fridge and picking dog hair out of play dough
Robert ReichRT @inequalitymedia
NEW: The FTC proposed a ban on non-compete agreements.
This is a big deal.
~30 million workers are currently trapped by contracts with non-competes, which make it harder for them to seek other jobs in their industry with better pay or working conditions.