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@HamonWry And as any parent of a little kid will tell you, once you bring glitter into the house, it will be everywhere, and you'll never get rid of it. πŸ˜€
@DarthPutinKGB You didn't mention tanks.
@RitchieTorres Thank you. They're holding a hand grenade next to the world economy, they've pulled out the pin, and they're threatening to let go of the handle unless they get what they want. The country can't reward this.
@Sundae_Gurl Al Franken had a quote that went something like this: "The stench of Ted Cruz's arrogance filled the room like the smell of a litter box in an apartment with 100 cats and an old lady who has just been found dead."
I wish I could find it. Try this one instead:
https://twitter.com/JTiloveTX/status/867382179109720064?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E867382179109720064%7Ctwgr%5Eb2e47493a0ff4449ac6144eddce919618f505ff3%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pastemagazine.com%2Fpolitics%2Flyin-ted%2Fhere-is-al-frankens-glorious-burn-of-ted-cruz
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β€œ.@alfranken, in Giant of the Senate, recounts @amyklobuchar pre-clearing a Ted Cruz joke she was going to tell at Gridiron with @tedcruz”

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@bryanhansel It's been that way for a long time. I pretty much assume that 5 star reviews are sponsored, after sellers asking me to write them for perks.
@Sundae_Gurl πŸ™‚ Pretty close: "If you kill Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial is at the Senate, no one will convict you,"
@HamonWry Uh, yeah. What made you suddenly realize this?πŸ˜‚
@HamonWry One could only wish. Sigh.
@DarthPutinKGB No, that's Kim Jong Un's double behind the curtain. @GrandpaDave has it right. That was Putin's double in Ukraine. The tip off was the helicopter ride. Putin doesn't fly.