Nasty Woodsman Haunts Japan

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slime girls? What crazy things are they gonna come up with next? sauce girls? gamer girls?
I honestly feel like Dale and Eds best look was when they went undercover to infiltrate a cathouse
someBODY once told me people inherently get the difference between personal & private property because when there's a looting type scenario, people smash & grab from stores, not homes
while you were partying, Melville was studying ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴀʟᴇ
henry rollins...hello
current mood: all the giant holes they dug in cities for skyscrapers that were then cancelled during the recession

Cthulhulemon

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it’s fun to say things to the tune of let’s get screwed by janelle monae. please send nudes. let’s play pool. breakfast foods.
@ohtazer @helldude you have not KNOWN emotional whiplash until you've been in the backseat of a sedan, lightly teasing your cishet classmate with racy questions, and had to pivot to awkward soothing when he admits his deep, taboo, shameful sexual desire is to eat pussy and starts SOBBING