one thing that always "gives me a boner" is seeing a vagina
@helldude this just reminds me of the time we asked a straight high school classmate of ours what his fetish was (why did we do this?) and he said he wanted to try cunnilingus and broke down crying
@byttyrs @helldude this is a fucking rollercoaster, a haunting tableau, I'm lost in this anecdote
@ohtazer @helldude you have not KNOWN emotional whiplash until you've been in the backseat of a sedan, lightly teasing your cishet classmate with racy questions, and had to pivot to awkward soothing when he admits his deep, taboo, shameful sexual desire is to eat pussy and starts SOBBING