StâçėIf husbands had to watch tapes on Mondays like the NFL, marriages would last longer.
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Yeah no I have no idea. He/him. LGBTQ ally.
Just me but not 
Arm day aka stirring some peanut butter
Men will use 8-in-1 Total Body Wash on their face, hair, dog, grill, lawn mower, car, boat and their marriage.
FRO VOit's called carbonation because fizzyology was taken
Your AVI is pretty so imma look up that big word you used
Witchy Woman 🐱🐾🐾My fave thing to do after a massive grocery haul is have Domino's meet me in my driveway with 3 large pizzas
Brian[Buying condoms at CVS]
-Paper or plastic, sir?
-Which one reduces sensation the least?
GayDeceiverLove is …
Noticing and praising how your significant other helped you with one household chore … no matter how badly they did it (and how you’ll have to re-do when they go on to something else) because they did it without prompting.
Carrion SamSo, after driving about 5000 km on roads with very few and far in between villages, I noticed a large quantity of abandonned underwear.
Do people poop their pants on the road that much? I guess so.
Skepticat 😸Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me three times, and I'm not sure if the shame alternates or if it's still me.