💥Hootle McTootle💥

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🤡 Marsh!
🎁 August 15, 1997
📍The Fuckhouse
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You can call me Marsh or Marshymoo! I love eating things off the ground, peeing in IKEA display toilets, and using a ouija board to start fights.

Profile image: a clown taking a breathalyzer test
Header image: a black patch that says "yes I do bite" in all caps in red

Pronounsshe/her & it/its
NSFW mastohttps://toot.community/@wh0re_c1rcus
Fandom mastohttps://blorbo.social/@peregrin_marsh
Other linkshttps://linktr.ee/marshymoos
@dancingtreefrog Sonic the Hedgehog... 👀
@todayilearned coprolalia is a TYPE of verbal tic that is characterized by profanity and other taboo words/phrases. it does not encompass all verbal tics
@todayilearned ah yes, the case that inspired the movie Orphan. What a trip
Just got upstairs and my room smells like flour for some reason ✨️
@todayilearned how tf do people like this exist 💀
I hope this email finds you within reach of my castle, I will hunt you like a beast.

Thinking about how in my alt text I've always referred to MJ as a "chubby grey cat," but she's lost weight recently and I can't really call her chubby anymore! I didn't realize how overweight she was 😅 she was like 14 lbs... her ideal weight is about 8. She's currently at 10. I really can't imagine her below 10 tho... fitness queen

#CatsOfMastodon #FediCats

I hope this email finds you lying very still in your bed, and looking surprisingly healthier than you looked the night before.
Because today ends in "y," there's been yet another school shooting leaving three kids in critical condition. The media is NOT covering this, but rather the killing of a right-wing shit-stirrer who stated recently that some gun deaths were necessary to preserve our 2A rights. #KarmaIsABitch #GunViolence
https://kdvr.com/news/local/active-assailant-reported-near-evergreen-high-school-jefferson-county-911/
3 injured at Evergreen High School shooting, including shooter

Jefferson County authorities said there are reports of an “active assailant” near Evergreen High School on Wednesday afternoon.

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