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💥Hootle McTootle💥Dec 11

Just got upstairs and my room smells like flour for some reason ✨️

💥Hootle McTootle💥Nov 26

I Hope This Email Finds You Nov 25

I hope this email finds you within reach of my castle, I will hunt you like a beast.

💥Hootle McTootle💥Nov 14

Thinking about how in my alt text I've always referred to MJ as a "chubby grey cat," but she's lost weight recently and I can't really call her chubby anymore! I didn't realize how overweight she was 😅 she was like 14 lbs... her ideal weight is about 8. She's currently at 10. I really can't imagine her below 10 tho... fitness queen

#CatsOfMastodon #FediCats

💥Hootle McTootle💥Sep 20, 2025

She's here.

#FediCats #CatsOfMastodon

💥Hootle McTootle💥Sep 17, 2025

I Hope This Email Finds You Sep 17, 2025

I hope this email finds you lying very still in your bed, and looking surprisingly healthier than you looked the night before.

💥Hootle McTootle💥Sep 11, 2025

MicheleV_AK Sep 10, 2025

Because today ends in "y," there's been yet another school shooting leaving three kids in critical condition. The media is NOT covering this, but rather the killing of a right-wing shit-stirrer who stated recently that some gun deaths were necessary to preserve our 2A rights. #KarmaIsABitch #GunViolence
https://kdvr.com/news/local/active-assailant-reported-near-evergreen-high-school-jefferson-county-911/

3 injured at Evergreen High School shooting, including shooter

Jefferson County authorities said there are reports of an “active assailant” near Evergreen High School on Wednesday afternoon.

FOX31 Denver

💥Hootle McTootle💥Aug 14, 2025

Star Trek Minus Context Aug 14, 2025

#StarTrek

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💥Hootle McTootle💥Aug 1, 2025

They also like our back patio furniture
I never see Oleander out there but the others like to sleep in our rocking chairs :3 we also have a big umbrella back there so they're shielded from the sun and rain

💥Hootle McTootle💥Aug 1, 2025

Hi I don't even remember the last time I posted here. My mom and I have befriended a few outdoor cats and now they regularly come over for breakfast and dinner :3 the kitten is Tuft, the white cat is Heather (his mama), and their friend is Oleander. Unpictured is the father of the kitten, who has also started coming over recently. I named him Padraig (paw-drayg) teehee
I love them all so much UGH

#CatsOfMastodon #FediCats

💥Hootle McTootle💥Jul 10, 2025

I got a new phone and oh god. Signing into everything and having to reconfigure settings has been such a pain for the last few hours lmao

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