Two conspiracy mongers sat on a park bench when one had a heart attack. Next thing he knew, he was in Heaven, facing God.
God told him, “Your time has not come yet. Before I send you back to Earth, is there anything you’d like to ask Me?”
“Yes, Lord. Who won the 2020 election?”
God replied, “Joe Biden.”
When the man woke up, he was in a hospital bed with his friend standing next to it. He motioned the other man closer and whispered, “The conspiracy is deeper than we thought!”
Somehow I never got the message that I was supposed to "grow up." I never got married, I never had kids, and I never bought a house. And I find nothing duller than sitting in a roomful of people my age as they discuss their mortgages, their 401(k)s, their boats, their grandkids, reality TV, etc. Don't any of these people collect records or watch "Star Trek?" Geez!
Somewhere along the way, my generation became old and boring. I just hope I haven't.