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#BOFH excuse #53:

Little hamster in running wheel had coronary; waiting for replacement to be Fedexed from Wyoming

#BOFH excuse #347:

The rubber band broke

#BOFH excuse #347:

The rubber band broke

#BOFH excuse #59:

failed trials, system needs redesigned

#BOFH excuse #275:

Bit rot

#BOFH excuse #329:

Server depressed, needs Prozac

#BOFH excuse #165:

Backbone Scoliosis

#BOFH excuse #449:

greenpeace free'd the mallocs

#BOFH excuse #30:

positron router malfunction