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@bobmagicii@phpc.social
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Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.
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how is this still happening

microsoft is being weird today. first the "sign in" wasn't even a hyperlink. then i clicked refresh.

[update] got a message about high demand that refreshed before i could screen shot it.

hey @syntaxseed i finally did something without jquery lolol. was trying to normalise how video element looks/works across the browsers.

ok maybe a little jquery. i'm not doing the native onload crap myself again, that stuff is super stupid.

have a server where mariadb will get restarted by systemd and when it restarts innodb fails to load as a storage engine so my databases dont load. "system error 5" which is apparently permission denied. no mention as to why it did this at 1:58am.

then i get a phone call and i run `sudo service mysqld restart` and it fukken works fine.

the only google results are mysql bug reports that got auto closed by a bot with no replies. this is the third time it has happened it will be fine for a month.

i double dog dare you no wait i was just jo
or, and i know this is probably very difficult for your tiny enterprise business brains to comprehend, but, why not base the tailored videos off my subscriptions? idiots.
i give you the texas capitol. a building designed for people 4ft tall. the one thing in texas you think *would* actually be big.
now imagine asking one of these idiots a question that could be life or death for someone else in your shortsightedness. and these little bastards are "cleaning" the government right now.
using mozilla-speak is making me trust them less.