EmMe during sex: hurt me
You all: no, that's twitter mentality
Me: what?
You: you don't need a meme format to talk about your insecurities here
chris
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jonesing for a cigarette in your mastodon instance
@generalissima_ @doggeaux only maoists are allowed to pet cats
@socialistdogmom also boosting every pet I see
a good tinder bio in italy is 'please toucha my spaghett'
FOLKS YOU'VE BEEN GREAT,,, I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK
@Julian_Epp it's honestly time to eat the rich
@jk Lloyd's is canceled sis
josefme: my computers slow. are computrers slow
everyone: yes computers slow
me: thanks
ɔnɹʇs∀ ʎpu∀V ocally
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R oasted
I nsects and
F ucking
I ntensely
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D ead inside
@trillionaire boosting for hog awareness
💰TRILLIONAIRE💰it’s been 8 weeks since my vasectomy and i need to give them a sample to make sure it worked. this is the first time in my life i’ve had to remind myself to do this
