EmMe during sex: hurt me
You all: no, that's twitter mentality
Me: what?
You: you don't need a meme format to talk about your insecurities here
chris
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jonesing for a cigarette in your mastodon instance
a good tinder bio in italy is 'please toucha my spaghett'
FOLKS YOU'VE BEEN GREAT,,, I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK
josefme: my computers slow. are computrers slow
everyone: yes computers slow
me: thanks
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💰TRILLIONAIRE💰it’s been 8 weeks since my vasectomy and i need to give them a sample to make sure it worked. this is the first time in my life i’ve had to remind myself to do this
Playing beer pong by yourself is self care
Wasps are insect fashists
sweat is actually just your skin nutting
Net HampsterLeftists are like crows:
a) inteligint
b) they will fight you for food
c) surprisingly numerous
d) dark plumage
e) possibly their own worst enemies? [see f]
f) culture impossible to decipher for outsiders and possibly insiders
g) can be a nuisance in dense urban areas
da toot zone