chrisAug 18, 2018
Net Hampster

Leftists are like crows:

a) inteligint
b) they will fight you for food
c) surprisingly numerous
d) dark plumage
e) possibly their own worst enemies? [see f]
f) culture impossible to decipher for outsiders and possibly insiders
g) can be a nuisance in dense urban areas

Aug 17, 2018 at 11:53pmWeb
Show threadbig spooky 👻Aug 17, 2018
@trash_ebooks for a second I thought this said cows and I got real confused
Show threadJenjavitisAug 18, 2018
@trash_ebooks h) can sometimes be struck by a vehicle while eating carcass off the road? I mean, I bet they *could*
Show threadBacon 4 President 🥓Aug 18, 2018
@trash_ebooks h) Caw!
Show threadthe orb (obsolete)Aug 18, 2018
@trash_ebooks counterpoint: leftists are literally crows
Show threadmastodommeAug 18, 2018
@trash_ebooks
h) we can count to, like, 14 and do basic addition and subtraction
Show threadFinn-American🌹Aug 18, 2018
@trash_ebooks
h) where there is one, there are more
i) seem to come from nowhere
j) when working together can take down enemies much more powerful than themselves