blobert

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160 Posts
Navy veteran. World traveler. Awesome dude.
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blobertJul 26, 2023
Mastadon had great potential… but it was weird. Not unified.
It will go down as one of the biggest whiffs in social media history. Lost out to threads.
blobertJul 6, 2023

I’m over yonder

https://www.threads.net/@the_robert_turner

Robert Turner (@the_robert_turner) on Threads

0 Followers. navy veteran. photographer. traveler. #fujifilm #xh2s #xt5 #x100v #street 🚶‍♂️ #birds 🦜 #bugs 🦋 #buildings 🏰 #plants 🌸 https://vero.co/robert_turner

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blobertJul 2, 2023
Can’t Twitter. Either I’m blocked by Elroy or the app/servers is fucked.
blobertJul 2, 2023
George Conway: Trump is bad.
Kellyanne: WE’RE GETTING A DIVORCE!
George: Affirmative action is bad.
Kellyanne: COME BACK GEORGE!
blobertJun 3, 2023

Why did CNN lose the ratings war?

They got Licht.
#DadJokes

blobertJun 1, 2023

How do you beat a shoe salesman in a street fight?

Give him a couple of socks.
#DadJokes

blobertMay 31, 2023

Where does a drunk get his hair cut?

The hair saloon.
#DadJokes

blobertMay 28, 2023

What’s the best way to take a picture?

Lift the frame off the hanger.
#dadjokes

blobertMay 27, 2023

What’s a pool cue?

A signal for the pool to enter the scene.
#DadJokes

blobertMay 25, 2023

What do you call a bathroom in Buckingham Palace?

A Royal Flush.
#DadJokes