@blayze

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Wasn't patient enough to be a baker. ENTJ-A. Husband. Dad. Dog dad. I write, a lot. Sr Solutions Architect @ AWS. He/him. Black lives matter. Opinions are mine.
I was popping popcorn in a popcorn machine, a kernel flew into the hole of my croc, I’m like “dang this is hot”, and suddenly it exploded. I swear I’ve never had such a rush of adrenaline. Reminds me of the How I Met Your Mother episode when the pencil lands in Barney’s nose an he’s like, “Am I dead?” 😅
Yes, this is because I stared at a birthday balloon with my age on it for a month.
I’ve had caffeine once in the past seven days. I’ve had an extreme caffeine addiction since I was 17. I worked too much at the time, did it to keep going, and it progressively got worse. I could have a few shots of espresso and fall asleep, and was averaging 2000mg per day. For Christmas this year I finally decided to wind down as a gift from 2022 Blayze to 2023 Blayze. I feel like I’m finally over the withdrawal. I didn’t mean to go down to no caffeine per day, but I’m really proud of myself.
Hoping that 2023 is your year
Nice addition to the home arcade! #skeeball
What’s the German word for two cars turning off their high beams for each other then throwing them back on immediately once they’ve passed each other?
@justintstanley that’s the worst, always wish there’s more you can do, but only so much you can control. Hope you all get some rest!
@justintstanley i have to watch Potter lose every year. Keeps my soul fresh.
@justintstanley that’ll do it! We are in a similar boat, we had an early bedtime last year and did more movies than usual, but this year we have to claw and scrape for time. Hope mom and the young one are doing well!
@justintstanley which movie do you have similar feelings toward?