I was popping popcorn in a popcorn machine, a kernel flew into the hole of my croc, I’m like “dang this is hot”, and suddenly it exploded. I swear I’ve never had such a rush of adrenaline. Reminds me of the How I Met Your Mother episode when the pencil lands in Barney’s nose an he’s like, “Am I dead?” 😅

I’ve had caffeine once in the past seven days. I’ve had an extreme caffeine addiction since I was 17. I worked too much at the time, did it to keep going, and it progressively got worse. I could have a few shots of espresso and fall asleep, and was averaging 2000mg per day. For Christmas this year I finally decided to wind down as a gift from 2022 Blayze to 2023 Blayze. I feel like I’m finally over the withdrawal. I didn’t mean to go down to no caffeine per day, but I’m really proud of myself.

Hoping that 2023 is your year

Nice addition to the home arcade! #skeeball

What’s the German word for two cars turning off their high beams for each other then throwing them back on immediately once they’ve passed each other?

It’s A Wonderful Life is such a great movie about community. Love letting it use my tear ducts as punching bags this time every year.

I was behind another Blaise at Starbucks yesterday and I could tell the cashier thought I was lying.

The Pittsburghese dropping of “to be” needs stopped.

It’s been a while since I’ve picked up my guitar until tonight. There’s something about writing a song that makes me feel … more human?