The Volatile Mermaid“COVID is over! Stop living in fear!” - the people afraid that their kids might catch gay at Disney World.
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Ham on WryFox News will be paying $787 million dollars for lying about Dominion voting machines.
Ironically, that’s the same amount of money that Fox has saved on fact checkers since 2015.
So since I can’t be on Twitter I’m going to talk about #succession to literally no one that cares.
Imagine loving someone who doesn’t want you to be someone else.
Kel Ted Lasso is not supposed to be funny.
I’m doing a live toot of me being banned from the bird app.
Imagine starting a rumour that you’re going to be arrested for doing crimes so your mouthbreather cult members give you money? The ultimate grift and betrayal.
MastoDan 
@bets my number one (and only) fan 🥹
Are people sending their dicks here yet?