Are people sending their dicks here yet?
@bets they’re all still on twitter
@bets I send mine to myspace so nobody can see it
@bets my number one (and only) fan 🥹
@dvgeebees I honestly think you’re my soulmate.
@bets I've accepted it as fact at this point 🤷‍♂️
I will never understand how that is a thing. 😩

@bets
In Germany, one often finds statuary featuring male nudes; it's amazing how many pudenda are waved at us every day.

I often post art installations I run across in my travels, some of which include dangly bits. 😜 I've taken selfies under/featuring Beethoven's bare balls.

I don't consider these to be dick pics, even though a penis is central to the post.

#TheArtOfShitposting