Ben Jones

@benjones
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There are many Ben Joneses; I'm the Canadian one working in LA on superhero cartoons. He/him.
If you’re going to WonderCon in Anaheim this year, you can catch a free screening of Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on Sunday the 31st! Here’s a fake poster I made for my own amusement. #batmantmnt #batmanvstmnt #batman #tmnt #wondercon #wondercon2019
I never quite understood Stage Moms or Sports Dads, but I just dropped my kid off for his 1st D&D game, & I was like "Ooh, what kind of character do you want to play?" & "Here, you can use my dice" & "Remember, in 5th edition rules, any character can dual wield as long as they use their bonus action & they're using light weapons" so maybe now I get it a little bit.
Apparently it’s #InternationalAnimationDay! I’m going to celebrate by working hard the entire day to move about 3 feet.
Hey, I just found out that most (not all) of the DC Nation shorts are available on the DC Universe streaming service (available now at http://dcuniverse.com )! Featuring work by @CalamityJon & a bunch of other people who apparently don't have Mastodon accounts!

Petrichor, that fresh aroma you can smell after the rain, is caused by a little molecule called geosmin. The name literally means "earth smell." It's produced by soil bacteria and gives an earthy flavour to beets.

Humans are extremely sensitive to this scent – much, much more sensitive than sharks are to blood. Some think we evolved that way to find fresh drinking water after droughts.

Here's my pitch for Lara Croft - give her a rival tomb raider named Tom Braider.

Every time she's dangling precariously from a ledge or hiding from velociraptors, he comes barging in like the Kool-Aid Man, yelling "I'm Tom Braider the Tomb Raider! Consider this tomb raided!"

Whoever owns Tomb Raider, send me a message & we can negotiate a price for this genius idea. Obviously the bidding starts at 5 figures.

I was too lazy to grab a glass this morning, so I tried to wash down a Tylenol by scooping water from the tap into my mouth

It didn't work so well; it took 4 scoops

In the end I had to get a glass of water to wash the taste of Tylenol out of my mouth

New goal for 2018 - find & delete the song in my Spotify playlist that has somehow caused it to keep recommending so much ska

He says Aquaman has no nipples.

So I looked up a bunch of Aquaman pictures online, & it turns out that my kid is wrong - Aquaman has nipples, they've just been shoved down to the bottom of his pecs because Jason Momoa is all pumped up all the time.

But I did notice that in some pictures, his nipple are covered by his tattoos, & in some, they're not. So that's a continuity error of its own, unless Atlantean tattoos are mobile.

Thor is the god of thunder, and has lightning coursing through his body constantly, but he gets taken down by a taser?