Oh Christ, not another social media platform to which I'll have to make sure to signal boost my inevitable suicide note. Counting DeviantArt, I'm up to seven.

Welcome to my TOOT Talk.

I've already grown tired of this platform and am moving over to the latest vector in social collectivism: Plumbgnutrfob. Come Plumbgnutrfob your deepest feelings, fan fiction and alt-right memes. Just hit that "Plumbgnutrfob" button!