I propose to replace FAQ with ATTAQ: answers to theoretically asked questions.
There are two problems in computer science:
1. We could do this better
2. We should not do this at all
Hey you!
Do you have data? Is it backed up? Are your backups working? Have you tested them? And that better way of testing them?
Also take batteries out of your stored devices. Yes even lithium ones.
And have you followed up that weird feeling/sound/movement your body is doing lately?
Fuck the fucking liquid glass! Hey, it’s like eating glass but also one can just drink it now!
My partner also called it “astigmatism simulator” and I stand behind it.