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Beau Collins

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78 Following

288 Posts

Descendant of immigrants. Temporarily abled.

Commercially compostable only.

GitHub	https://github.com/beaucollins
Blog	https://beau.collins.pub

I feel like I’m owed financial compensation due to simply knowing who any popular streamer is.

Twitch needs to pay a tax or something.

I should get $1 anytime I see anything that mentions Asmongold, Hasan, or Pokimane.

Yes. I am also old.

I should invoice Twitch for the fact I felt the need to write this.

Every time I get an achievement on Reddit: “welp, guess it’s time to log out for a few weeks”

@mkaz it’s good to have a distraction. I’ve been forced to dive head first into Bazel + npm this last quarter.

@mkaz I haven’t. Definitely interesting!

@george oh yeah, I definitely never call myself that either.

We're a ridiculous industry. We do not practice architecture *or* engineering.

Iterative puzzle solvers.

@george I swear I'm going to blurt out "you're not an architect" or "that's not architecture" at some point.

I just need to build up enough internal social capital first.

Does anyone else chuckle to themselves when software people use the term "architecture" to describe *anything* they're doing?

The immense shame I feel every time I get some kind of Reddit streak.

A state of mind should be encouraged that anything can be sabotaged.

Calling them "Uncrustables" implies that we are able to "uncrust" them. But they already come without crust. There's no way to uncrust them.

WTF Smuckers.