Beau Collins

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Descendant of immigrants. Temporarily abled.

Commercially compostable only.

GitHubhttps://github.com/beaucollins
Bloghttps://beau.collins.pub

I feel like I’m owed financial compensation due to simply knowing who any popular streamer is.

Twitch needs to pay a tax or something.

I should get $1 anytime I see anything that mentions Asmongold, Hasan, or Pokimane.

Yes. I am also old.

I should invoice Twitch for the fact I felt the need to write this.

Every time I get an achievement on Reddit: “welp, guess it’s time to log out for a few weeks”
Does anyone else chuckle to themselves when software people use the term "architecture" to describe *anything* they're doing?
The immense shame I feel every time I get some kind of Reddit streak.
A state of mind should be encouraged that anything can be sabotaged.

Calling them "Uncrustables" implies that we are able to "uncrust" them. But they already come without crust. There's no way to uncrust them.

WTF Smuckers.

Habeas corpus is woke now

Is there some named principle of some kind that describes the phenomenon where conspiracy theorists somehow gain enough power and enact their policies in a way where it then becomes reasonable for a person to hold their beliefs?

For instance: I'm no longer inclined to rely on the US Department of Health, the US Health Secretary, or the Surgeon General for anything health related.

“I do two packs a day.”

Smoker or Pokémon Pocket player?

Please, corporate biz folks, can you add to your AI prompt contexts to "remove all biz lingo".

"Learnings" is not a noun.

I know this is probably the wrong audience, just venting.