I feel like I’m owed financial compensation due to simply knowing who any popular streamer is.

Twitch needs to pay a tax or something.

I should get $1 anytime I see anything that mentions Asmongold, Hasan, or Pokimane.

Yes. I am also old.

I should invoice Twitch for the fact I felt the need to write this.

Calling them "Uncrustables" implies that we are able to "uncrust" them. But they already come without crust. There's no way to uncrust them.

WTF Smuckers.

Is there some named principle of some kind that describes the phenomenon where conspiracy theorists somehow gain enough power and enact their policies in a way where it then becomes reasonable for a person to hold their beliefs?

For instance: I'm no longer inclined to rely on the US Department of Health, the US Health Secretary, or the Surgeon General for anything health related.

“I do two packs a day.”

Smoker or Pokémon Pocket player?

Please, corporate biz folks, can you add to your AI prompt contexts to "remove all biz lingo".

"Learnings" is not a noun.

I know this is probably the wrong audience, just venting.