@babirusa

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@ChrisMayLA6 according to the radio news it's only three of them because the rest are under investigation by the Environment Agency and so didn't supply any data....
@CrypticMirror Vimes' boots theory strikes again?
@CrypticMirror when that great day arrives,can you extend this to the groundsbastard at the cricket club near me, who seems to think nobody should sleep in after 8.30 on a Saturday morning, please? Ta muchly!

I have sorted out all my seed packets and elastic banded them together in little groups of carrot, cabbage, beans, etc.

So of course now they don't fit back in the box I was keeping them in...

@cstross

Reminds me of when I had to have a GA for an operation once and the nurse asked me if I'd had anything to eat in the last 12 hours. I said no, because I'd read the instructions.

With massive weariness she replied "I wish *everybody* did..."

@CrypticMirror
Grappling with bureaucracy. What larks!😂

RT @[email protected]

How to identify a pothole in Scotland…

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As my friend said to me: in Scotland we drive on the left on what's left.

@CrypticMirror bloody hell. How vile.

@MarkLatrelle

If live mealworms aren't an option, dried ones (soaked in water to rehydrate them) are a reasonable substitute.

@EmpressPalpatine

So rude! None of their business, either!