When I become Empress of the World, I am going to make using a petrol lawnmower while I am trying to sleep be a death penalty worthy crime. Perpetrators will be ran over with their own noise machines. Perps who are walking around mowing the lawn while wearing noise cancelling headphones, because they recognise the noise nuisance but want to inflict it on others anyway will not receive such a merciful death.

Yes, I am on nightshift again tonight, why do you ask?