Mastodon feels like a safe space, so I'm just gonna say it: I would've landed United 93

I don't think the toilet in my hotel room is connected2any thing. I'm going anyway.They shoulda thought of that&I don't live here.I gotta go

another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

G'nite again U stupid trolls
Swirling in Ur shitter bowls
Suck upon the bitter pole
That U shall not be me... 😆

re-toot this if you are not horny. we need to stand up for ourselves and reclaim this before it becomes a nightmare portal for the horny masses

has anyone said tootlicker yet

Boost if your favorite thing in life is taking away free speech rights from gamers