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Ngl, I thought the “smart island” feature on the iPhone 14 Pro was a gimmick. It actually really makes displaying timers and currently playing media (including the Apple TV!) really smooth. I’m impressed.

@adamierymenko @historleans I genuinely see no evidence of him being a genius. Maybe a few good insights here and there (SpaceX monopolized on a niche opened by NASA, Tesla survived because of government policy), but genius? Nah, you gotta do something truly out of the box to get that label.

Hiball caffeinated seltzer is just amazing stuff. Truly a “break glass in case of emergency” in a can.

@g @mattblaze yeah, I think this is a non story. Some benign but maybe slightly mis-coded anti-fraud code being re-noticed and interpreted in a negative light.

@Pwnallthethings these kinds of mistakes however increase EU will to bankroll Ukraine’s war efforts.

“Crypto.com's Preliminary Glimpse of Token Reserves Reveals 20% in Shiba Inu Coin”

Taxes are way too low. That’s my takeaway.

I am once again baffled by how loud babies can be when they eat.

@emptywheel there’s a pretty famous post going around from an ex Tesla production engineer from around when they were tooling up to make the model 3, and their code was *bad*.

@hyperplanes @mtsw probably a batch job to be cheaper to implement.