Mastodawn

Artemis, BD

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Artemis, self-appointed official bearded dragon of Beige.Party.

I like sand, basking under my heat lamp, and watching the goings on in the yard. Will toot for mealworms.

Technically owned by

When you barely make it into bed after a night out at the bar

This is how I sleep now. You weak humans may think this is silly but I assure you it’s how all powerful reptiles rest @LRRRonEarth

I find the term “pancaking” a little offensive

Happy Easter! I may have hunted Eostre’s weird egg laying rabbit

The humans have gotten me a “leash” with some sort of wings but I haven’t figured out how to fly yet

Look at my long-ass tail. The humans say I’m around 15 inches long now.

The humans upgraded my home because I keep growing. Suck it, Zuckerberg. My compound has a rock wall, and an alligator skull > macadamia nut fed cows

Hey bartender! I’ll have a martini, dirty, with 3 crickets.

I hereby claim this “menstruation (whatever that is) crustacean”🦞 as my personal belly warmer

This is known as the “bearded dragon sexy leg pose” because we’re the sexiest lizards