@aredguy

23 Followers
94 Following
202 Posts
I don’t understand social media, or the internet. Or people. Or how gravity works.
I think I’m funnier than I am. I’ll talk to you about anything #BrandonSanderson or #Cosmere related. Love old records, old books, and old people. Here for good stories and little laughs.
PFPPraise hell, raise Dale
HeaderA couch I watched some people set on fire.
DisclaimerI am not Dale Earnhardt. I’m a ginger from somewhere south of Canada, with a penchant for adding, unnecessary, commas.
aredguyJul 30, 2025
Can we swear on this site?
aredguyJul 28, 2025
Mint SpiesJul 27, 2025
Went to pub quiz and forgot to stop drinking, so I'm now both wobbly and knowing of the fact that Ireland and Ivory Coast have the same flag viewed from 180 degrees difference. Hurrah for Sunday nights!
aredguyJul 28, 2025
geekystevenJul 27, 2025
It's difficult to overstate how big of a shift media consumption has undergone. If you told someone in the 80s that you routinely watched videos made by “just some guy” they'd shoot you
aredguyJul 28, 2025
⛧-440729 [sophie raven]Jul 28, 2025
my strongest genders would kill you, traveler. you can't handle my strongest genders
aredguyJul 28, 2025
JanJul 28, 2025
@falcennial My friend sent me this (highly authentic) picture of one yesterday 😝
aredguyJul 24, 2025
Closed CaptionsJul 24, 2025
[muttering to himself]
aredguyJul 24, 2025
Greg the MillerJul 24, 2025
the ants have won they’re carrying me back to the queen like the ewoks
aredguyJul 24, 2025
Logan Five ThousandJul 24, 2025

I'm finally living the dream!

*walks into my old high school naked and late for a test*

aredguyJul 24, 2025
Low Quality FactsJul 24, 2025
Hard to argue with that.
aredguyJul 24, 2025
Low Quality FactsJul 24, 2025

Feeling inadequate because everyone on Mastodon appears to be an author or a lawyer or a scientist?

Follow me and feel better about yourself, for I have the intellect of a clever potato.