I don’t understand social media, or the internet. Or people. Or how gravity works.
I think I’m funnier than I am. I’ll talk to you about anything #BrandonSanderson or #Cosmere related. Love old records, old books, and old people. Here for good stories and little laughs.

PFP	Praise hell, raise Dale
Header	A couch I watched some people set on fire.
Disclaimer	I am not Dale Earnhardt. I’m a ginger from somewhere south of Canada, with a penchant for adding, unnecessary, commas.