Archonet

@archonet
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pushing the universe towards it's silliest timeline by any means necessary

Spouse: I have “Karma Chameleon” stuck in my head.

Me: Is it really stuck, or does it come and go?

Spouse: You. Are. An. Asshole.

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fun fact: if you're one of the people still harping on about guns, you're doing exactly what the GOP wants you to do by not focusing on the actual core of the issue. This country is never going to give up guns, to do so would be a nigh-impossibility for a multitude of factors, and by ramming your head against this wall instead of focusing on actual bipartisan-achievable goals like a more robust healthcare system and social safety nets that ACTUALLY work, you're playing right into their hands.
Make it illegal to put doorbell sounds on TV and movies. (Yes, we have a dog.)