"2483572x341234 Your machine engaged in sinful behavior and must repent."
and not
"Whoopsy doodle, your puter did a fucky wucky and your tasks have to go in the forever box, sowwy!"
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Ransomware: the transcript of the negotiations between LockBit and the Royal Mail is fascinating Friday reading: https://www.pwndefend.com/2023/02/15/lockbit-3-0-and-royal-mail-chats-published/
I recommend giving it a go and then reading the analysis from ISC^2: https://blog.isc2.org/isc2_blog/2023/03/analysis-what-we-learned-from-the-royal-mail-ransomware-chat.html
Today's video is how to write signatures in Zeek to detect CVEs. Party party party!
Relating to both my art and writing - whenever I make something I think *other people* will like, it usually falls flat. Whenever I just do my own silly random shit, it's a hit.
Embrace your inner weird. I guess Madonna was on to something; express yourself.
I wrote last week about the bizarrely bad House Oversight hearing that was supposed to expose how Twitter, the deep state, and the, um “Biden Crime Family” conspired to suppress the NY …
This incident has reminded me of a former co-worker who was having his house valued for sale by two estate agents.
After the first one left, he really needed a poo. So as the next wasn't due for an hour, went and did so. A proper "leave it 10mins mate" poo.
Unfortunately the NEXT estate agent turned up early immediately after, to his horror.
First one valued the house at £300k. Second one valued it at £250k
He'd done a shit so bad it knocked £50k value off his house...