Every warning label has an awesome backstory.

2 common sayings in AA meetings are “let it go” and “do the next right thing.” In Frozen, Elsa sings a song to herself called “Let It Go.” In Frozen 2, Anna sings a song to herself called “Do The Next Right Thing.” In conclusion, Elsa and Anna are in recovery.

Twitter is now like vegetables in my fridge. I open and look, but they don't appeal to me and eventually rot.

Maybe if we start calling our body parts gun-sounding names like “revulva” or “shooterus” the GOP will stop trying to regulate them.

It’s funny how Candace and Kirk Cameron are such homophobes when she was raised by 3 men living together and his best friend was a guy he called Boner.

Here’s the good news: I think we have at least 6 months before your boss finds this place.