| He/Him | The Mojave Desert |
| He/Him | The Mojave Desert |
Um, that Grammys closer seemed REALLY tone deaf.
A last supper scene with obscene amounts of food. In central Hollywood. Has anyone actually spent time in that neighborhood? There’s no doubt that they had security there to prevent the huge homeless population from ruining their shot of…simulated gluttony.
POCAHONTAS: 🎶 can you paint with all the colors of the wind 🎵
ME: *literally wrestling neil degrasse tyson to the ground* jus- just let her sing neil
He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.
Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.
Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.
Doctor: The good news is, this is a surprise birthday party!
Patient: But my birthday's not till next month
Doctor: Which brings me to the bad news