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Establishing a life in the off-world colonies
I think a good artificial noise for electric cars to generate, so they are audible enough for pedestrians and others to be aware of them nearby, would be the synths from Darude's Sandstorm.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

Specialises in debugging.

You are stronger and more skilled than basically all babies, so there’s that
Got kicked out of the mall for convincing a bunch of kids at Hot Topic to prove they were real Goths by sacking Rome.
If this is what a Vampire Weekend looks like, I don't even want to see what their boring work week looks like.
I once met a man who was a higher up at Dippin' Dots and he was wearing a Dippin' Dots RING if you want to know what it's like to talk to god or whatever.
It's not surprising there are so many forest fires, considering I'm the only one who can prevent them.
going to the casino and bringing a yugioh deck to the blackjack table
The secret to any successful tech startup is offering an ocean of ping pong tables in lieu of a living wage

Bad news: One of my coworkers just followed me on Mastodon.

Good news: My watch is letting me count my panic attack as a workout.